bonnefoy:

anarchy-my-love:

lecatpimp:

rulaxie:

daylesshope:

cherrychalk:

quillfinderpotter:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast.  I’m pretty fucked.

My mom, a portal gun, and Little Debbie cakes.
Well, at least I’ve got a portal gun.

So pretty much I’m stuck with my kismesis, I have a sniper rifle and I’m eating sour cream glazed donuts for the rest of my life.
O k

Well excuuuusseee me, but even though I’m stuck with you, I’m a martial artist, I have Lightning’s gunblade aaaannnddddd pizza :P

djcastiel, Pins from The World Ends With You and cookies. I’m cool with that.

Last person I texted was Kendra, I believe (her elbows are knives; an added bonus) last weapon I fought with with a nice, powerful magic staff, last thing I ate was a bowl of penne with cheese, peppers, onions and garlic. bene 

Tanya. That’s good, we work well together as a team. A frying pan in Sims 3. I am not even surprised at this point. French toast. Well, at least it will be tasty.

Lily, we got TWEWY pins and Pringles 
I think we got this 

Mommy, we are fighting off zombies with one sword, an infinite amount of magic, and a supply of Fiber One bars.
We are doomed.

bonnefoy:

anarchy-my-love:

lecatpimp:

rulaxie:

daylesshope:

cherrychalk:

quillfinderpotter:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast. I’m pretty fucked.

My mom, a portal gun, and Little Debbie cakes.

Well, at least I’ve got a portal gun.

So pretty much I’m stuck with my kismesis, I have a sniper rifle and I’m eating sour cream glazed donuts for the rest of my life.

O k

Well excuuuusseee me, but even though I’m stuck with you, I’m a martial artist, I have Lightning’s gunblade aaaannnddddd pizza :P

djcastiel, Pins from The World Ends With You and cookies. I’m cool with that.

Last person I texted was Kendra, I believe (her elbows are knives; an added bonus) last weapon I fought with with a nice, powerful magic staff, last thing I ate was a bowl of penne with cheese, peppers, onions and garlic. 
bene 

Tanya. That’s good, we work well together as a team. A frying pan in Sims 3. I am not even surprised at this point. French toast. Well, at least it will be tasty.

Lily, we got TWEWY pins and Pringles 

I think we got this 

Mommy, we are fighting off zombies with one sword, an infinite amount of magic, and a supply of Fiber One bars.

We are doomed.

(Source: victran)

69,888 notes

  1. theatre-is-my-drug reblogged this from wheresmyclemmyclue and added:
    I survive with my best friend Lauryn, my weapon is Clementine’s hatchet, and my food is white rice.
  2. obscure-fandom-lurker reblogged this from aki-psyche
  3. undermybattlements reblogged this from fakeanimeskeleton
  4. super-coolstorybro reblogged this from spoopyvondoopy and added:
    the last person i messaged was my god brother, the last game i played was coincidentally the walking dead season 2 so i...
  5. danielanimales1 reblogged this from pawssiblypetrifying
  6. pawssiblypetrifying reblogged this from pumpedupkicks32
  7. faabulousrj reblogged this from happylittleaddict and added:
    My boss, double crescent blades, and pupusas. I’m so ready for this.
  8. snakesbooksandturtles reblogged this from stopbeingbored and added:
    Last person: my super-tough mean violent friend (I’m not complaining) Last weapon: Last game I played was Minecraft… so...
  9. my-wretched-and-divine reblogged this from happylittleaddict and added:
    Triton, master sword, pizza. HELL YEAH!
  10. thymeandspacespaghetti reblogged this from victran
  11. happylittleaddict reblogged this from 21stcenturyburnout and added:
    my-wretched-and-divine Pokemon Pizza
  12. halloween-seisaku reblogged this from aoiyuuzora
  13. lordfluff reblogged this from mikoolio and added:
    I have not texted or IMd anyone. Last game I played was DW Gundam 3: so my weapon would be the Nu Gundam. My lifetime...
  14. butterfly-guarded-hime reblogged this from thatthempersonthere
  15. daedric-crow reblogged this from timey-wimey-gamer
  16. e-kenwayandsons reblogged this from timey-wimey-gamer and added:
    My cousin; sword; Mike & Ike. Damn, I’m SOL.
  17. timey-wimey-gamer reblogged this from konekokleptic
  18. aph-us reblogged this from freewingsfantasy and added:
    Uh the person i survive with is yuria-chan Last weapon in video game thingy, uhhh Mastersword. Last thing i ate,...
  19. notthefuckingtitanic reblogged this from international-idjits
  20. aoiazami reblogged this from jaypetaljp
  21. undeadliberators reblogged this from curse-you
  22. madnessofmana reblogged this from jaypetaljp and added:
    Olatana (she counts because skype), a shovel, and cadbury’s chocolate pudding.LET’S DO THIS SHIT.
  23. crisna-vulpec reblogged this from eri-k-a
  24. amaranthinecanicular reblogged this from crypticgradations and added:
    i’ve got crypticgradations just like she’s got me, a lifetime supply of mashed potatoes, and a positive fucking attitude...
  25. eri-k-a reblogged this from damarasfineass
  26. damarasfineass reblogged this from acceptscreditsanddick
  27. clubdancingelephant reblogged this from hashtagsavebamon and added:
    young-dancers-blog , a batman boomerang, and those little cheery candies….. we not surviving long babe.
  28. hashtagsavebamon reblogged this from lux-chels
  29. crypticgradations reblogged this from picklerocket and added:
    I’ve got amaranthinecanicular, a Typhlosion, and a lifetime supply of sandwiches. We’re gonna survive.
  30. watdafuqbro reblogged this from valkyries-bane and added:
    valkyries-bane, the sword that the character in my phone app game uses (with all the spell cards maybe?), and pizza and...
  31. galaxy-of-ice reblogged this from aurorawingrio and added:
    Sara-chan!!! Um i have… Magic powers? And i have unlimitrd orange cream popsicles that shall never melt UuU
  32. valkyries-bane reblogged this from kaydede1 and added:
    einz-time, a portal gun, and a fucking lifetime supply of tootsie roll pops oh goody so long as we find some other food,...