bonnefoy:

anarchy-my-love:

lecatpimp:

rulaxie:

daylesshope:

cherrychalk:

quillfinderpotter:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast.  I’m pretty fucked.

My mom, a portal gun, and Little Debbie cakes.
Well, at least I’ve got a portal gun.

So pretty much I’m stuck with my kismesis, I have a sniper rifle and I’m eating sour cream glazed donuts for the rest of my life.
O k

Well excuuuusseee me, but even though I’m stuck with you, I’m a martial artist, I have Lightning’s gunblade aaaannnddddd pizza :P

djcastiel, Pins from The World Ends With You and cookies. I’m cool with that.

Last person I texted was Kendra, I believe (her elbows are knives; an added bonus) last weapon I fought with with a nice, powerful magic staff, last thing I ate was a bowl of penne with cheese, peppers, onions and garlic. bene 

Tanya. That’s good, we work well together as a team. A frying pan in Sims 3. I am not even surprised at this point. French toast. Well, at least it will be tasty.

Lily, we got TWEWY pins and Pringles 
I think we got this 

Mommy, we are fighting off zombies with one sword, an infinite amount of magic, and a supply of Fiber One bars.
We are doomed.

bonnefoy:

anarchy-my-love:

lecatpimp:

rulaxie:

daylesshope:

cherrychalk:

quillfinderpotter:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast. I’m pretty fucked.

My mom, a portal gun, and Little Debbie cakes.

Well, at least I’ve got a portal gun.

So pretty much I’m stuck with my kismesis, I have a sniper rifle and I’m eating sour cream glazed donuts for the rest of my life.

O k

Well excuuuusseee me, but even though I’m stuck with you, I’m a martial artist, I have Lightning’s gunblade aaaannnddddd pizza :P

djcastiel, Pins from The World Ends With You and cookies. I’m cool with that.

Last person I texted was Kendra, I believe (her elbows are knives; an added bonus) last weapon I fought with with a nice, powerful magic staff, last thing I ate was a bowl of penne with cheese, peppers, onions and garlic. 
bene 

Tanya. That’s good, we work well together as a team. A frying pan in Sims 3. I am not even surprised at this point. French toast. Well, at least it will be tasty.

Lily, we got TWEWY pins and Pringles 

I think we got this 

Mommy, we are fighting off zombies with one sword, an infinite amount of magic, and a supply of Fiber One bars.

We are doomed.

(Source: victran)

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    Key, Togekiss, vegetarian spaghetti bolognese. I’m good with that.
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    last person texted: ferocious flute we got this. Weapon: sonic screwdriver FTW!! Food: steak. we good!
  4. ally517andloki reblogged this from needthatchaos and added:
    Um…..last person I texted…my mom. Last weapon was a shovel. Last thing I ate was a doughnut. I’m screwed…
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    DEAL! XD Because of the chicken burgers! But if the zombies come too close, you can sever their spines with the blades....
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    ok, Aerix and me, though I only have hidden blades, so the killing of zombies is up to you! Also, we have a lifetime...
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    My younger sister who is in college on Military scholarship and Magmar I think I stand a chance I also ate poptarts so I...
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    I’m with max, we have assault rifles and we have a life time supply of bacon chops! We will survive!
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    I’m with Matt, we have axes and we’re loaded up with cereals and yogurt. s’gonna be good.
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    So I just did this again and I’m with my dad, we have crossbows and a lifetime supply of smoky bacon crisps. Not being...
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    Jaz and I Fightin using Commando’s. Lifetime supply of Chocolate Chip Cookies. Not bad. No bad at all. I look forward to...
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    My friend Chark, A greatsword, and cinnamon rolls. Well, I won’t be at a loss for good backup, but I get the feeling...
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    Nah I still got better.
  15. asbeltheriolu reblogged this from xxkeminxx and added:
    my partner is timcampy my weapon is the arwing and have an unlimited amount of chewy ok, the zombies are screwed!
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    AT-12 raider (mass effect 3), noble 6 (halo reach), and pizza. I am fucking set!
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    Dmr, tortilla chips&Monster Assault, And Ron’s mun is the last person I Im’ed LOL
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    Bacon Egg and Cheese Buiscuts, burgers, and hamburger helper for food. A Drill, .50 MG, Sawed Off Shotgun plus some...
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    My moirail, a planet cracker plasma cutter with a hydraulic knife? Also I just ate sour patch kids„„
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    well, the dmr and, rod cannon and pizza, coke, dp and walkers crisps, I am about as fucked as krones giant spider walker...
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    my dude darius, a katana, and chicken alfredo lmfao
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    Baker, a ball on peggle, and a peanut butter and banana sandwich. i dont know what will kill me first.. the zombies or...
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    *stand alone because of the lack of phone too text someone with* Wepl atleast I have this random rock from the second...
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    OK, I have my fiancee on my side, portal device (do Angry Birds count? :P) and huge pack of Paprika Chips… So I guess...
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    My mom, the assassins creed hidden blade thing and Buttercream icing. I doubt the blade would help at all, I’d just hurt...
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    I will survive with my beloved girlfriend Imaginary Road (YES!) I will use a shotgun (FUCK YES!) And I’ll have a...
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    MARLENE, THE KEYBLADE, A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CRISPS I will be a fat victor, in the end.
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    haven’t IM’d or texted anyone in...while, so the last one would be Steph, she could kick...
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    Frack. Some kid, a thinger, and pocky.
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    Matt. Im pretty good. 12 Gauge Pump. Fucking A. Im set. Reese’s Big Cups. Fuck the zombie apocalypse im surviving
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    okay, with Testament’s scythe, but probably get sick of chicken…]
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    Don, a flamethrower, and Nutella. FUCK YEAH