My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.
Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast. I’m pretty fucked.
My mom, a portal gun, and Little Debbie cakes.
Well, at least I’ve got a portal gun.
So pretty much I’m stuck with my kismesis, I have a sniper rifle and I’m eating sour cream glazed donuts for the rest of my life.
Well excuuuusseee me, but even though I’m stuck with you, I’m a martial artist, I have Lightning’s gunblade aaaannnddddd pizza :P
djcastiel, Pins from The World Ends With You and cookies. I’m cool with that.
Last person I texted was Kendra, I believe (her elbows are knives; an added bonus) last weapon I fought with with a nice, powerful magic staff, last thing I ate was a bowl of penne with cheese, peppers, onions and garlic.
Tanya. That’s good, we work well together as a team. A frying pan in Sims 3. I am not even surprised at this point. French toast. Well, at least it will be tasty.
Lily, we got TWEWY pins and Pringles
I think we got this
Mommy, we are fighting off zombies with one sword, an infinite amount of magic, and a supply of Fiber One bars.
We are doomed.