bonnefoy:

anarchy-my-love:

lecatpimp:

rulaxie:

daylesshope:

cherrychalk:

quillfinderpotter:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast.  I’m pretty fucked.

My mom, a portal gun, and Little Debbie cakes.
Well, at least I’ve got a portal gun.

So pretty much I’m stuck with my kismesis, I have a sniper rifle and I’m eating sour cream glazed donuts for the rest of my life.
O k

Well excuuuusseee me, but even though I’m stuck with you, I’m a martial artist, I have Lightning’s gunblade aaaannnddddd pizza :P

djcastiel, Pins from The World Ends With You and cookies. I’m cool with that.

Last person I texted was Kendra, I believe (her elbows are knives; an added bonus) last weapon I fought with with a nice, powerful magic staff, last thing I ate was a bowl of penne with cheese, peppers, onions and garlic. bene 

Tanya. That’s good, we work well together as a team. A frying pan in Sims 3. I am not even surprised at this point. French toast. Well, at least it will be tasty.

Lily, we got TWEWY pins and Pringles 
I think we got this 

Mommy, we are fighting off zombies with one sword, an infinite amount of magic, and a supply of Fiber One bars.
We are doomed.

bonnefoy:

anarchy-my-love:

lecatpimp:

rulaxie:

daylesshope:

cherrychalk:

quillfinderpotter:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast. I’m pretty fucked.

My mom, a portal gun, and Little Debbie cakes.

Well, at least I’ve got a portal gun.

So pretty much I’m stuck with my kismesis, I have a sniper rifle and I’m eating sour cream glazed donuts for the rest of my life.

O k

Well excuuuusseee me, but even though I’m stuck with you, I’m a martial artist, I have Lightning’s gunblade aaaannnddddd pizza :P

djcastiel, Pins from The World Ends With You and cookies. I’m cool with that.

Last person I texted was Kendra, I believe (her elbows are knives; an added bonus) last weapon I fought with with a nice, powerful magic staff, last thing I ate was a bowl of penne with cheese, peppers, onions and garlic. 
bene 

Tanya. That’s good, we work well together as a team. A frying pan in Sims 3. I am not even surprised at this point. French toast. Well, at least it will be tasty.

Lily, we got TWEWY pins and Pringles 

I think we got this 

Mommy, we are fighting off zombies with one sword, an infinite amount of magic, and a supply of Fiber One bars.

We are doomed.

(Source: victran)

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