bonnefoy:

anarchy-my-love:

lecatpimp:

rulaxie:

daylesshope:

cherrychalk:

quillfinderpotter:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast.  I’m pretty fucked.

My mom, a portal gun, and Little Debbie cakes.
Well, at least I’ve got a portal gun.

So pretty much I’m stuck with my kismesis, I have a sniper rifle and I’m eating sour cream glazed donuts for the rest of my life.
O k

Well excuuuusseee me, but even though I’m stuck with you, I’m a martial artist, I have Lightning’s gunblade aaaannnddddd pizza :P

djcastiel, Pins from The World Ends With You and cookies. I’m cool with that.

Last person I texted was Kendra, I believe (her elbows are knives; an added bonus) last weapon I fought with with a nice, powerful magic staff, last thing I ate was a bowl of penne with cheese, peppers, onions and garlic. bene 

Tanya. That’s good, we work well together as a team. A frying pan in Sims 3. I am not even surprised at this point. French toast. Well, at least it will be tasty.

Lily, we got TWEWY pins and Pringles 
I think we got this 

Mommy, we are fighting off zombies with one sword, an infinite amount of magic, and a supply of Fiber One bars.
We are doomed.

bonnefoy:

anarchy-my-love:

lecatpimp:

rulaxie:

daylesshope:

cherrychalk:

quillfinderpotter:

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast. I’m pretty fucked.

My mom, a portal gun, and Little Debbie cakes.

Well, at least I’ve got a portal gun.

So pretty much I’m stuck with my kismesis, I have a sniper rifle and I’m eating sour cream glazed donuts for the rest of my life.

O k

Well excuuuusseee me, but even though I’m stuck with you, I’m a martial artist, I have Lightning’s gunblade aaaannnddddd pizza :P

djcastiel, Pins from The World Ends With You and cookies. I’m cool with that.

Last person I texted was Kendra, I believe (her elbows are knives; an added bonus) last weapon I fought with with a nice, powerful magic staff, last thing I ate was a bowl of penne with cheese, peppers, onions and garlic. 
bene 

Tanya. That’s good, we work well together as a team. A frying pan in Sims 3. I am not even surprised at this point. French toast. Well, at least it will be tasty.

Lily, we got TWEWY pins and Pringles 

I think we got this 

Mommy, we are fighting off zombies with one sword, an infinite amount of magic, and a supply of Fiber One bars.

We are doomed.

(Source: victran)

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    Ana, all of viktors cyborg gear, and pulled pork sandwiches with salad. Come at me Zombies.
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    Survived with Giana (cause we are bosses), my weapon of choice is the KAC Chain SAW from COD: Ghosts, and we have a...
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    Andie, The plasma cannon from LP2, and tortilla chips. I am well and truly screwed.
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    Cody Roark, A crossbow and medium Steak rib eye. im good to go
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    My IRL best friend ( he’s just like me, except he can’t tolerate puns ), Bloodthrister and rice with beans.
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    The GF, a lifetime supply of bagels, and Super Galaxy Rumble’s mech. I think I got this.
  7. kanikkers reblogged this from varewulf and added:
    BAHAHAHAHA RJ YOU’RE SHIT OUTTA LUCK weapon would be mario’s hammer and food would be mcdonald’s. could be worse.
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    My nephew, neon superpowers and potato crisps? Well… the food situation would be somewhat direbut otherwise we might be...
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    Devan, Assault Rifle, and a home made beef and chicken taco.
  10. igavecasthehelium reblogged this from meanqueer and added:
    rae, Sazh’s guns (ff13), and pretzels. leggo.
  11. captain-josh-underpants reblogged this from vampiremell and added:
    Crystal, a sniper rifle, and tamales. I think I’m set to survive
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  13. anna-mollyy reblogged this from sonofalam and added:
    Brandon, AK-47, fully loaded bowl of FRIED rice, suckas. We gon make it
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    Jasmine, H&K MP5 sub machine gun, fully loaded bowl of rice. I trust the zombies to amp up Jasmine’s cardio, and I’m...
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    my brother, 909 handgun, and chicken alfredo. I think the biggest question is….will our demise be caused by our...
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    Victoria, a katana and muffins
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    My crush, dual blades, and a sandwich… interesting..
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    Victoria, A K, and Chicken Nuggets. I like my chances.
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    My best friend, Lara Croft’s guns with infinite ammo from Tomb Raider Chronicles and chocolate. Things are gonna be just...
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    BRITTANY, MY STARTER POKEMON AND PIZZA ROLLS. WE’RE FUCKIN SOLID
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    Val, Moonlight Butterfly Horn, and Chinese takeout. GOOD TO GO
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    justin…double-bladed lightsaber…and pizza bagel bites could be worse
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    Will, a laptop (In this game the computer hacker agent attacks guards with his laptop… crap), sushi. I don’t think I...
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    my friend allora, a minecraft sword and a friend’s asshole
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    Mikas, a bow and arrows, and boiled peanuts
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