poke-problems:

Always take advice from magikarp. 

Oh look, it’s me 99% of the time … except with more awesomeness and finesse. XD

(Source: thatfilipinolifebro)

deviantart:

Are you or someone you know an introvert? Here is a guide to share with your friends. 

Any other tips you would like to add?

How to Live with Introverts by *SVeidt

This really does apply to me, especially when there’s really nothing going on and there’s a need to make “small talk”. I’m not good at that, kk? Do not force me to do it! D:

What you CAN do is … if you know something I’m interested in that you’re interested in too, bring it up. I can be really passionate and talkative and less nervous knowing that we have something in common. That also explains that if I start talking about something weird, I’m just trying to find a way to chill and break what I think is awkward silence.

Also, the hamster ball thing is so true. So … damned … true.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Kuroshitsuji

“Oh my god that thing is huge. Seriously it is like the size of a small puppy how the hell does it stay in your pants.”

Frankly, I ask this about every fanfiction I read that depicts every guy as having a huge d*ck.

hetaliadiaries:

(POV of some random Canadian dude.) 

Dear diary,

something really weird happened today, and I’m not sure what to make of it. It was Canada Day, and while I was out celebrating, I saw a man walking around. He had a small polar bear with him and a curly hair at his temple, and for some reason, I felt really, really proud when I saw him … who was he? And why do I feel like I should know him somehow … 

Art from: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=284051

Submitted by: http://sylverxx.tumblr.com/

line2rider:

From ログ２ - by にゃんきち

MELLO.

NEAR.

L.

BABIES. ;A;

So true.

(Source: deathnotefansite)